SKU / pre-brisket$28
Pre-Order Brisket Tray
1 lb sliced, two sides, white bread. Pickup at the truck.
0
per tray
On The LooseStatus / Serving Now
File 001 — Current Coordinates
Located:
Cell Block
123 not jail
A maximum-security smokehouse that broke loose. We slow-smoke brisket, ribs, and burnt ends over post oak for eighteen hours — then disappear before the wardens catch on. Find the truck. Get your ration. Don't get caught hungry.
Coordinates
123 not jail · maryville
Chow Hours
10:00-SELLOUT
Smoke Time
18 hrs / post oak
Next Move
Sat * Hopefully not jail Ave
File 002 — The Ration List
What's On
The Tray
Every item is smoked low and slow, then served until we sell out. Hover a case file to open the evidence. When it's gone, it's gone — we don't reopen the cell.
- 004
Isolation Burnt Ends
Sold OutThe point muscle, cubed, returned to the pit, rendered in its own fat until every edge is sticky black candy.
$14 - 003
Chain Gang Ribs
Sold OutSt. Louis cut spare ribs, caramelized dark. The bark cracks. The smoke ring runs deep. Three bones won't be enough.
$16 - 002
Cell Block Brisket
Sold OutUSDA Prime packer, salt-and-pepper bark, 18 hours in the pit. Sliced thick. Rendered fat that glistens under the interrogation light.
$19 / lb - 001
The Solitary Slider
Sold OutHand-pulled pork shoulder, 14 hours over post oak, stacked on a toasted brioche bun with sharp slaw and bread-and-butter pickles.
$7
// Sides: slaw · dirty rice · charred beans · white bread — $4 each
File 003 — The Commissary
Pre-Order
& Contraband
0 items/ $0
SKU / pre-ribs$38
Pre-Order Rib Rack
Full rack, dry-rubbed, sauced on the side. Pickup at the truck.
0
per rackSKU / merch-tee$32
Inmate Tee — Charcoal
Heavyweight cotton. Stenciled back print. Washes like a shiv.
0
per shirtSKU / merch-cap$26
Galvanized Cap
Structured 6-panel, embroidered smokestack. One size.
0
per capSKU / merch-sauce$9
Contraband Sauce
Bottle of the house mop sauce. Sweet, vinegary, felonious.
0
per bottleSKU / merch-rub$12
Cell Block Dry Rub
8 oz tin of the salt-pepper-paprika bark builder.
0
per tinManifest Total
$0
// Pre-orders close 24 hours before service. Pickup at the truck.